Thursday, June 14, 2012

Unibrow Studies

Recently, I performed improv at a local elementary school, where I discovered second graders are painting Frida Kahlo renditions.

I didn't even know who Frida was until college, and that's only because Salma Hayek hosted SNL to promote the movie.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Madagascar Lane

Dear Dreamworks PR Team,

Driving behind these characters in rush hour traffic does not make a moviegoer think fondly of them. 


1998 Gold Chrysler Convertible

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Fabulous Bakery Boys

This weekend in Chinatown, I spotted the cutest same sex wedding cake couple, ever!

Damn, Girl!

Am I getting desperate, or is Madea getting hotter?

Serial Scott

Sometimes I think The Sartorialist moonlights as a high brow serial killer, like Hannibal Lecter or Walter Sickert.

Gosling Handwriting

Drive woulda been cooler if it hadn't employed Lucida Handwriting.

Too Ja Rule for School


It's official. Rims are getting trashier.