Nora Knockoff

To the person pretending to be Nora Ephron on Twitter, thanks for briefly making my day...and then promptly ruining it.

Hung Jury

Suits ads leave me confused as to which tie I'm more attracted to.

To reach a fair verdict, I'll have to watch the show.

Juicy Sins

This book takes sacrilege to a whole new level.

The Alias Next Door

The titles of the wireless accounts in my vicinity make me happy to not know my neighbors.

Philandering Phone

Owning a Blackberrry is like dating a politician.

If left out of your sight without locking him down, he will sext people without your permission.

Homeo & Juliet

New episode of my podcast with comedian Mary Patterson Broome features celebrity guest, Drew Droege.

 www.homeoandjuliet.tumblr.com

Caddyshack 3

Just when we thought golf attire couldn't get any worse.