Thursday, May 31, 2012

This Smile is Bananas

The summer time Banana Republic model appears a tad too excited about her money, good looks, and Croatian vacation plans.

Until autumn arrives, I'm cheating on her with J.Crew.

Idol Angst

Pardon my absence, I was too devastated by last week's Idol results to type.

Which is odd, being that I don't even watch the show.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Nora Knockoff

To the person pretending to be Nora Ephron on Twitter, thanks for briefly making my day...then promptly ruining it.

Hung Jury

Suits ads leave me confused as to which tie I'm more attracted to.

To reach a fair verdict, I'll have to watch the show.

Juicy Sins

This book takes sacrilege to a whole new level.

Friday, May 18, 2012

The Alias Next Door

The titles of the wireless accounts in my vicinity make me happy to not know my neighbors.

Philandering Phone

Owning a Blackberrry is like dating a politician.

If left out of your sight without locking him down, he will sext people without your permission.