Monday, April 9, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

3D Boyfriend

Seeking male escort to attend this historic event; my sitting in IMAX, alone, with goggles, would be a tragedy of Titanic proportions.


Salary will depend on strength of headshot and CV.

Driving With Scissors

Going out in Hollywood and getting a DUI is understandable.


Going out in Hollywood with this haircut is inexcusable.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Ayn't Applying


If it takes reading 1168 pages of Atlas Shrugged to get a scholarship, I'd rather pay full tuition.

Neilsen vs. Newspaper Subscribers


Most people feel embarrassed for Katie, I feel embarrassed for anyone who owns a Neilsen ratings box.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Burberry Bliss


This advert makes me wanna work a nine to five, and occur overtime.

LA Pride


In Los Angeles, people tag even about their least attractive attributes.