Monday, March 5, 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Bra8, Jr8 & Ge8rge

Here's a sentence I was destined to utter, I'm off to see George and Brad.

If you're sick of my blog, then join the American Foundation for Equal Rights and watch the staged reading of "8" in support of every American's civil rights live via at 730pm pst tonight. The only way I will stop blogging is by one day receiving massive validation, namely from a husband.

SNL Affirmations

LinsLo has unwittingly begun using quotes from J.Ro's journal.

This either means she's turning normal, or I'm turning crazy; my money's on the latter.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Slap Happy Housewife

This week in court, Nicollette Sheridan accused Marc Cherry of slapping her in the face between takes on Desperate Housewives.

I believe it was Sean Connery who said "it's not the worst thing to slap an actress every now and again."

Losing Lolita

Now that Justin Bieber is eighteen, I need to find a new illegal crush to fixate on.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Homeo & Juliet

Reviews are in regarding my new podcast with fellow comedian Mary Patterson Broome!

The LA Times calls Homeo & Juliet "the most pretentious and self absorbed slice of media since GOOP." I couldn't agree more.

Hear us give Gwynnie a run for her gazpacho recipe @