Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Soccer Punched

First straight people claimed soccer turned girls into lesbians. Now straight people claim soccer balls cause brain damage.

Don't slander soccer, straight people. Hell hath no fury like a gay man denied access to guys in Umbro shorts.

No Second Helpings

This Thanksgiving, I was struggling to find something to rejoice over.

But then I discovered this working class, against all odds, story and felt weighed down with gratitude.

Indian Thanksgiving

My Thanksgiving grin may stretch into December.

Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper was spotted on a Vespa; I may have a shot after all.

Fern Mayo

More proof we must teach our children to be nicer to their less attractive classmates.

Even Craigslist Is Classier

If you're selling a Mercedes convertible, this isn't the way to attract upwardly mobile clientele.

Haters Gonna Hate

Starring Molly Harper & Kinner Shah.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Any Given Monday

Today, online consumers were incentivized to click on deals they can't afford.

How again is this different from the other fifty one Mondays?