Sunday, November 20, 2011

Cry When You Get Older

Ever wonder what happens when they grow up? Chicago phenom, The Katydids, know the answer.*

*As a courtesy to viewers, this video contains no J.Ro.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

LGBTQ Progress?

Finally, a man was allowed to touch the holy grail of groins.

But when that man is Jimmy Fallon, our movement feels checkmated.

Miss Scarlett

Scar Jo's Vanity Fair cover had me feeling straight for one hot minute, but than I started fantasizing about her ex-husband.

Lady Skyy

If you're going to use Gaga in advertisements, respect her enough to include her face.

Hack Me

Last weekend, hackers went wild on the book of faces, posting lewd photographs on individual walls.

The fact they didn't target my wall left me feeling irrelevant, unpopular, and disenchanted with my social network.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Shame On Them

Last night I parked by a Hyundai trying desperately to be a Prius.

Excuse me, my crush works at Bank of America.

And declaring you've had enough of anything is simply un-American.