Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Hung Up On You

Thomas Jane recently admitted to homosexual experimentation in his youth by confessing I wasn't adverse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich.


Pastrami has never sounded so sweet.

Single White Female

Yesterday, Amanda Knox returned home to Washington State.


Today, Seattle's Craigslist disabled its "rooms / shared" option.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Sushi. Geisha. Onsen.

Every celebrity requires a detox. And J.Ro is no exception.


I'm off on a voyage of Elizabeth Gilbert proportions. Many colleagues requested to substitute during my absence, but I respect my Romaniacs too much to delude your minds with words other than my own.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

O Anderson

I thought Anderson would be a second rate Oprah knock off, but last week he proved me wrong...by hitting the tanning salon with Snooki.


Ms. Winfrey would never have thought up something so enlightening.

Tasteless Town


Los Angeles magazine operates under the notion that people in it's city actually eat food.

Pumped For Bedtime

I'm all for innovative marketing strategies.


But when you attempt to sell one thousand thread counts at a gas station parking lot, you've taken the word synergy too far.

A Farewell To Envy


I recently read an article on Earnest Hemingway. Not only did he travel the world, take many lovers, and write great novels...he also was hot.


Is it wrong to feel jealousy towards a dead person?