Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Battle of the Blondes

Sue Sylvester is so stealing Ellen's thunder with this whole hosting the Emmys thing. She best not dance in the aisles.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


Last week I fell victim to a five dollar, four ounce bottle of vitamin E oil, supposedly does wonders for "face, hands, and feet."

I've come to realize vitamin E is olive oil packaged smaller and priced higher, and my feet feel none the softer.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Patriotism Has Its Limits

On Friday, I received this offer in the mail.

30,000 bonus miles sounds great. But if it means flying American, I'd rather Greyhound.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Customer Service

Yesterday I found this book on the "new arrivals" shelf at the library.

Whoever wrote this should be tortured, and by that I mean forced to work retail.

Live Hot

I've been so busy with my charity work, that I never considered appearance to be important.

But GNC recently opened my mind to the concept of living attractively; why don't more companies use this as a marketing tool?

Friday, September 2, 2011

Between A Rock and a Hard Place (For Reals)

In all seriousness, 127 Hours inspired me.

The real life Aron Ralston went all that time without water. So in honor of him, the real life J.Ro will go 27 hours without an ipod.

I'm in the midst of surviving hour three, and already feel a deeper understanding of Aron's struggle.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Crush of the Month = Seacrest 2.0

Now that it's September, I need a new man to occupy my autumn. And I've found him; the new host of X Factor.

I should Google his name, but I'm too busy snapping photos of him on billboards.

With this man in town, I'm singing "Seacrest out."