Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Fresh Squeezed Scam

On Monday I made my virgin voyage to the ever cool M Cafe on Melrose; all my ever cool friends have raved about it for aeons. And just when I was starting to bathe in the ever coolness of it all...

They tried to charge me six dollars and seventy five cents for fresh squeezed watermelon juice; it didn't even contain alcohol.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

It's Not TV.

This past week I house sat for a couple who has HBO.

My Friday was consumed by vintage Rita Rudner comedy specials.

How do those who afford premium cable ever accomplish the work necessary to continue affording it?

Vanilla Trash

I recently discovered vanilla scented trash bags.

They've completely ruined the cachet of my Glade plug-ins.

Monday, July 25, 2011

How Sue "C's" It

If I have to read

one more thing

about who's graduating in season three

I'm going to transfer out of William McKinley and leave Lima behind.

Starting to understand why Sue hates them.

Vita Rock n Roll

Don't know which I find more tragic: the death of Amy Winehouse, or the destruction of Rihanna, who's currently on tour with Vita Coco.

Sunday, July 24, 2011


Once again, Hollywood knew just what the world was missing.

A sexy Smurf.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Sweet Surrender

Saw Sarah McLachlan at the Hollywood Bowl last weekend; she sang "I Will Remember You" and "Ice Cream."

By the time she belted "Adia," I was wishing I was a lesbian during the Clinton Administration.