Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Miserable, Indeed

I cannot stand Les Mis. The problem is the plot, I cannot follow it.

I went to public school in West Virginia; all the history teachers were football coaches; we didn't learn about The French Revolution.

The playbill should include an explanatory diagram a la Rent.

Shrive for a New Beginning

If I was more straight I'd date her, if I was more gay I'd sport a "Team Maria" T shirt.

But so not Kennedy placing Shriver's drama in the "entertainment" section, CNN; almost as gauche as using her divorce for fodder on a comedy blog.

Longing for Larry

New York just officially became cooler than Los Angeles.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Hero of the Week = Matthew McConaughy

Although The Lincoln Lawyer may not be Netflix worthy, I've never seen a father look more F.I.L.F worthy.

His son better not drool on that suit.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Royal Wannabe

Shame on Prince Albert of Monaco, who had the audacity to marry a beautiful woman the same year Prince William married Kate.

I haven't seen a prince this desperate to emulate another man since I copied Justin Bieber's haircut.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Take Off Your Ring

It's been ten years, and Elijah Wood is still driveling on about his sixteen months filming The Lord of the Rings trilogy in New Zealand.

He's like a former high school quarter back who still wears the ring.

Pretty Women Don't Ride Mopeds

In Larry Crowne, the other J.Ro plays a single, vodka guzzling, community college teacher who is so desperate for love, she dates her fifty five year old pupil.

I had no idea Julia did science fiction.