To the person who posted this on my friend's wall.
If you're too busy to spell out 'Happy Birthday,' next year treat my friend with dignity and keep your truncations to yourself. If you decide to repeat this offense, please note the abbreviation should only be two letters.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Last night I stood next to Tony Soprano in an elevator. We were ascending to the premiere party for his play, which for some reason he was allowed into and I was rejected from.
At first I felt honored, but by floor three my Method skills took hold, the elevator became the New Jersey Turnpike, and my name became Adriana.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
When India beat neighbor Pakistan in the 2011 Word Cup of Cricket, I wrote my one Indian facebook friend to offer congrats.
I quickly became embroiled in a facebook messaging chain with half the population of Mumbai.
The good news, I learned a lot of Indian names. The bad news, somewhere in Pakistan I'm officially on a terrorists' hit list.
Friday, April 1, 2011
In 1990 my life changed when I saw the movie Beaches for the first time. I promised myself that one day I'd visit the Beaches beach house, and yesterday my dream came true.
Crystal Cove Conservation is busy restoring Barbara's death cottage.
The soundtrack in my head quickly switched from Wind Beneath My Wings to Baby Mine, Don't You Cry.