Showing posts with label Sex and the City. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex and the City. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Early To Bed

While in South Beach this weekend, the Catalina Club tried to seduce me into an all night disco.


But I'm old enough to know if nothing kinky happens before midnight, it probably won't happen after. Plus, if I'm paying two hundred for a hotel room, I'm getting my eight hours of sleep worth.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Yoga Mates

Yesterday, during the meditative finale of yoga, I achieved zen by obsessing over my singlehood.


I realized yoga class makes for the perfect first date. Within three downward dogs you'll know how this person sounds (and smells) during intercourse.


If this excites you, the pheromones are in place; if this revolts you, finish with Namaste and be on your way.