Showing posts with label Material Boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Material Boy. Show all posts

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Peter, Can You Hear Me?

Yesterday, I wore my Merrell sneakers and they pinched my arch. This may be because I've worn the shoes since 2003*, in fact, on Halloween we will celebrate our 7th anniversary.

Yes, I'm using 'we' in regards to an anniversary...with a pair of trainers! I need to throw them away but everytime I look into their soles my heart refuses to act.

I need Peter Walsh here to untie the laces around my heart and step me towards the trash can!

(*these are the only shoes I've ever taken to the cobbler.)

Monday, August 2, 2010

Crate or Straight?

Yesterday morning I fantasized about a girl I had a crush on in 1998; I began to panic, am I straight?

Later that afternoon I fantasized about a bed set I encountered at the Chicago Crate and Barrel in 2005; my fears subsided.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Fashion Starts with Your Underwear

As promised, I'm following the footsteps of Madonna's 13 year old daughter, Lourdes, by guiding fashion sensibilities via my blog.

Recently a friend (who obviously has a crush on me) sent me unmentionables as a gift, and they are fantastic. I usually buy the run of the sweatshop H&M box briefs, but now I've made a PACT to change. (both men's and women's available!)

PACT comes in a biodegradable bag and offers 10% of it's profits to OCEANA; very TOMS of them. Patterns range from quasi-gay to uber-gay and the cotton is as organic as an Ojai Orange. This is no Fruit of the Loom my friends.