Showing posts with label It's Hip to be Square. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's Hip to be Square. Show all posts

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Naughty Neti

Growing older, you realize the milestones you missed. For me, it was cocaine. I never tried it, and unless I run into Whitney Houston in a unisex bathroom I never will.

To assuage my regret, I've purchased a Neti-Pot. Like Cocaine, you stick it in your nose and it feels deliciously wrong. But unlike coke, it shoots saline water up your sinuses and leaves them feeling deliciously right.

I'm a bad ass when it comes to health.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Stepping in Style

I hate to use my fame to plug. But since turning twenty nine I've become a connoisseur of insoles, and this weekend I discovered these.

The science behind this may be defunct, but thus far the acupressure has me singing Robyn with every step I stride.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Bloody Bloody Patrick Bateman

Every year I suffer dread around Halloween. For someone as theatrical as myself, I have a hard time committing to a costume.

But this year all that changed. Next to Clay Aiken, the celebrity people tell me I look most like is Christian Bale.

After a few hours with corn syrup, red food coloring and extra firm hair gel, I was ready for my reservations at Dorsia!

Call me overtly Method, but when I commit, I don't just stare at it, I eat it.