Showing posts with label Get Your Gay On (But Maybe Not). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Get Your Gay On (But Maybe Not). Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2012

American Tease

This quote had me doing a happy dance in my aussieBums...

Until I realized the rumors were only regarding American Idol.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Seams of Skagway

I consumed so much Tiramisu on the Disney cruise, I split the crotch of my skinny jeans while hiking on day three.

Many questioned why I was hiking in skinny jeans? When your gay, thirty, and single, your only hope is to wear skinny jeans at all times.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Moby Dick

This is either the most boring title ever, or it's the gay man's Fifty Shades of Grey.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Say No To This Waffle Fry

Dan Cathy has proudly pleaded "guilty as charged" when it comes to his company, Chick-fil-A, being anti-gay marriage.

Now we must wait for Mr. Cathy to get caught in a gay sex scandal. If this cow costume is any indication, the kinky details will put Haggard to shame.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Forbidden Love

I'm trying to remain angry at Kirk Cameron, but he's such a seductive mix of ignorance and dimples.

There Will Be Blood

Tampax is attempting to make nature's cycle seem like a monthly gay pride parade.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Indian Thanksgiving

My Thanksgiving grin may stretch into December.

Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper was spotted on a Vespa; I may have a shot after all.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

LGBTQ Progress?

Finally, a man was allowed to touch the holy grail of groins.

But when that man is Jimmy Fallon, our movement feels checkmated.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Careful Cursive

Say what you will about the gays, but we always have pristine penmanship.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The News Of My World

Today Zach Braff had to issue an "I'm not gay" statement after a hacker attempted to out the actor via his website.

All I can say about this straight hate crime is Murdoch inspired me to do it.