Showing posts with label Failures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Failures. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

REJECTED: TOO CUTE

Last week I received my fifth rejection letter from an NYU graduate program:

2006 acting - rejected
2007 acting & creative writing - rejected / rejected
2008 dramatic writing - rejected
2009 dramatic writing - rejected

Do these people not realize I'm white; when people consistently
reject us we show up with guns.

Monday, April 5, 2010

The Second Juror Released

It's great to get out of jury duty. But when you're the first person the District Attorney releases after the woman who only speaks Cantonese, the $15 dollar check doesn't seem so crisp.

Bittersweet Easter Basket

It's sad when a 12-year-old beats you at an Easter Egg Hunt. But like Christina Aguilera, I'm a fighter...and I have six Dove eggs, ten Hershey kisses, a dozen jelly beans, and one quarter to prove it.