Showing posts with label Consume. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Consume. Show all posts

Monday, February 18, 2013

In Her Shoes

Life would be...

So much cooler...

If I were a girl...

In an Aldo ad.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Smell Like Joe

Counting down the days till Jessica releases a perfume pour homme.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Discount Dissatisfaction

Dear K-Mart,

Can you install automatic doors? Like most who enter your establishment, I secretly believe I am too good to be there, and would prefer not to touch your door handles.

Purell Penalties.


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Vanilla Trash

I recently discovered vanilla scented trash bags.

They've completely ruined the cachet of my Glade plug-ins.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Best Buy Bonanza!

Yesterday I got my Best Buy on and graduated into 2007 with a new Blackberry and Digital Elph Camera.

(*photo taken by new Elph!)

Stressed about the money this cost, I hands-freed my way over to Magnolia Bakery and purchased a $4.25 piece of cake to calm the nerves.

It was worth it, upgrading from a Samsung flip phone to a Blackberry is awe-inspiring. I presume it's akin to how straight guys feel who go directly from Cheetahs Myrtle Beach to Cheetahs Vegas without ever making a pit stop in Orlando.