Showing posts with label Confessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Confessions. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 25, 2012


The best part of dog sitting is getting free HBO.

The second best part is watching The Newsroom with a mate who's unable to call you out on not understanding half of what's being said.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Fountain of LaBeouf

I always assumed seeing Shia LaBeouf's penis would be a watershed moment for me, but sadly I awoke today feeling completely the same.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

J.Ro & The Chocolate Factory

Today I spent seven dollars on a jug of chocolate covered almonds; therapy might have been cheaper.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Cannon Ball Captain

I know it's in vogue to hate him.

But I probably would have jumped ship also.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Lars And The Real Boy

After working with Elmo on my short, Tickled To Death, I planned to give him to a needy child.

But when I come home he smiles, when I touch him he tickles, when I cry during Glee, he comforts me. That needy child can settle for Ernie.