Showing posts with label Caught You. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caught You. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Vancouver

White people in Victoria live as if they're in a George Seurat painting.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2012


If you're attending the happy hour at Canter's, you best reapply your kippah and reconnect with your faith.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Smokey's Calculations

If you're going to fine someone $541 for smoking pot off Mulholland, you might as well round up to $550.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Save It For The Sierras

Nothing sadder than a black Range Rover trying to appear badass.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Any Given Monday

Today, online consumers were incentivized to click on deals they can't afford.

How again is this different from the other fifty one Mondays?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Glide Over Fear

Fear and advertising make great bedfellows, especially when selling anti-aging skin products.

But regardless of how much anti-age cream I purchase, I'm old enough to realize using fear to market a ballpoint pen is fraudulent.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Flying High

Which is more predictable, her improper conduct or the fact it happened en route from Atlanta to Detroit?

Monday, September 19, 2011

Design Crime

Last week I had to cut up my credit card after someone stole the number to buy $320 worth of Target merch. Some would blame poorly protected card scanners. Some would blame the bad economy. I blame Missoni.

Once again, Italians inspire corruption.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Golden Boy On Wheels

Last week I caught this senior escaping assisted living in his electronic buggy, probably not licensed for LA thoroughfares.

If this is my fate in fifty years, may a 2060 Escalade take me out swiftly.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Kitty Cooper

As if Mini Coopin' round town wasn't enough, this person added a Hello Kitty emblem to up the cute factor of her ride.

I'd love to steal these wheels, not because I like Hello Kitty, but because I'd like to make the owner describe her car to LAPD.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Cake Princess

Tried to feel pity for "Cake Baby" Annie in Bridesmaids, but she owned a thousand dollar Anthropology headboard.

Craigslist that shit before crying over Wilson at your mom's house.

Friday, December 17, 2010

There's Only One Mickey

Last night I finally saw Black Swan.

Fun movie...except the ending completely copied The Wrestler.

Being a fan of your own work can be dangerous, but don't worry Darren, it's a struggle I embrace everyday.