Showing posts with label Approved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Approved. Show all posts

Monday, March 18, 2013

No H8 Gnome


Amelie's bestie came out just in time for the Supreme Court hearing.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Miserable Mountain

The sexual chemistry between Jean Valjean and Javert was intense.

They put those boys from Brokeback to shame.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Sexiest Men Alive

Gabriel Aubry, post Olivier Martinez, looks just like me, post bee sting. This basically makes me a model.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Next Election

After imitating Magic Mike with effortless abs on SNL, this title should go to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Channing being a close second, of course.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012


This is what happens if you vote Romney in West Hollywood.

Congratulations From J.Ro

I've never felt so happy for people I'm only best friends with in my imagination.

Wait, I take that back.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Celeste and J.Ro Forever

Obviously Gayle and Oprah, but who are the other eleven mutuals? I've never felt so Harvard Lampoon worthy in my life.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Chasing Waterfalls

With this on the air, I will officially accomplish nothing.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Mission Impossible 5: Tango Protocol

After suffering The Master and that Vanity Fair article, the future of Scientology depends on Kirstie Alley winning Dancing with the Stars.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Puts the DAMN in the DNL

"Being President doesn't change who you are," but it does sculpt your wife's shoulders to the point where gay male convention attendees question their homosexuality.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Picket Fences

The juxtaposition between neighboring tweets brings me joy.

Friday, August 31, 2012

The Skinny Ruler

If Bob Harper spanked me every time I ate carbs, I'd be morbidly obese.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Taylor Vaughn

Taylor Swift's career as a wedding crasher is so much cooler than her career as a musician.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Bad Girl Gone Oprah

Oprah's Rihanna interview is the gay man's Superbowl.

It's required three trips to Costco and I still don't have enough Popchips.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Kills 99.9% of You

Lysol may destroy brain cells...

But my fridge has never looked so white.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

It Girl Factory

Each time I go on vacation, I return to find a hot girl I've never heard of on every magazine cover.

Off to google Miranda Kerr.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Goodbye, Coach Sylvester

Having finally witnessed Sporty Spice wearing something other than Adidas, I can die a happy gay man.  

Friday, August 10, 2012


My brother is straight, which means he follows Tiger on Twitter. I'm gay, which means I follow Tiger's Perkins waitress.

Thursday, August 9, 2012


The Olympics would be more tolerable if God hadn't created the butterfly stroke, but less tolerable if God hadn't created Ryan Lochte.