Thursday, March 31, 2011

My New Straight Crush

I'm having romantic dreams about another seemingly straight guy, and his name is Ivanka Trump's Husband.

On a scale from 10 to 100, how wrong is this? But to quote Usher, I just can't stop.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Cute Currency

It's very rare to see anything adorable at an airport. But this little exchange cart at SFO stole my heart. Sure, it's degrading to make an upstanding employee sit in a such a contraption to do her job, but this picture is worth the price.

This almost makes up for SFO having a Twitter account.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I Heart Eugene

I just returned from holiday in Eugene, Oregon. I have never seen so many jolly white people in my life (Dave Matthews Concerts excluded).

The check out girl at Target smiled at me, the Eugenian airline stewardess let me keep the can, and when attending social gatherings people introduced themselves and seemed genuinely interested in me.

It's been so long since I've been around white people who aren't medicated, I didn't know if I should react with flattery or fear.

112 years ago

Last night you might have seen me driving around, car dancing to the song Peaches and Cream.

All was (dare I write) peachy, until I realized the song was ten years old. My dancing quickly morphed into an I'm almost thirty breakdown.

Don't worry, my brain still holds the capacity to memorize every word in 112's rap. Because when it comes to eating peaches, baby I don't play.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

We've Been 'Kramered' Part 2

New Topic. Does anybody find it bizarre no cast member of Saturday Night Live has ever been openly gay? Discuss.

Monday, March 21, 2011

We've Been 'Kramered'

Last seen at The Gap buying sweaters from Adam Sandler in 1991, Victoria Jackson (SNL Alum / Born Again "Christian") stole Charlie Sheen's thunder by posting a homophobic rant regarding Kurt and Blaine's* on-screen boy on boy kiss.

It's one thing to mock Kurt, he can be annoying. But to talk smack on my imaginary boyfriend, Blaine, is unforgivable. Victoria, you make Rob Schneider seem cool.

*This post is referring to Glee; if you don't watch, don't follow my blog.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Great Minds Think Alike

Yesterday both Charlie Sheen and I joined Twitter.

I have five followers, he has five hundred thousand. All that stands between us is a sitcom and a sex addiction.

If you follow Char.Sh, follow J.Ro

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Social Network

March 1st 2011 will be remembered by my Romainiacs as the day J.Ro joined Twitter.

I will remember it as the day I got thirty updates from Nia Vardalos.

For some reason she popped up on my screen and I hit FOLLOW. Now I need a new word for TMI. This Twitter thing is quite a beast. On the bright side, I'll be the first to know when My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 is greenlit.

Proudest Monkey

Am I under the table and dreaming, or is Dave Matthews in a new John Varvatos ad?

This world has officially become stranger than the monkey on Dave's shoulder.