Saturday, February 5, 2011

17 Again

For everyone who has been unsupportive of my new Justin Bieber hair style, I have one thing to say.

You spend eight years being compared to Clay Aiken and see what lengths you'd take to resemble some other celebrity.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Darcy Doesn't Exist

In 1813, did Jane Austen realize how debilitating her novels would become for women and gay men in modern times, pondering why the guy we adore will not reciprocate accordingly?

Mr. Darcy alone has allowed us two hundred years of excusing another's unenthusiastic reactions to our advances. Even little Jane herself knew in 1813, whilst typing on her mac book, in non-fiction unenthusiastic reactions mean only one thing...he's just not that into you.