Thursday, July 18, 2013

Lauryn Sorkin

Yesterday, I received a Humanitas Prize.

                                            
Today, I received an IRS audit.


Transforming from Aaron Sorkin to Lauryn Hill isn't fun.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

One



To the men and women who sacrificed their lives in every way imaginable to bring this moment to fruition, today we remember you, thank you, and promise to continue dedicating our lives until there exists a global community where all citizens, regardless of gender, sexuality, ethnicity, or religion, stand without the words "less than" footnoting their freedom.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Moves Like Douglas

                              

I can't sleep, knowing Adam Levine will be the next to fall victim to cunnilingus cancer.

Rosa Barks



Sad how many people are focusing their energy on gay marriage when Ryan Gosling's dog still can't ride Amtrack.

Just Chating



Dear Lisa Longo,

If you're going to be a successful catfish, you gotta learn to spell.

xo

your new gay Facebook friend.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

O No Madea Didn'

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love Oprah more.

              

This video is like God asking me to accomplish nothing this weekend.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Driving Miss Honey Boo Boo

               

This stage mom's more concerned with clear driving records than government issued background checks. Hasn't she seen Changeling?