Saturday, April 6, 2013

O No Madea Didn'

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love Oprah more.

              

This video is like God asking me to accomplish nothing this weekend.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Driving Miss Honey Boo Boo

               

This stage mom's more concerned with clear driving records than government issued background checks. Hasn't she seen Changeling?

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Drawn To Perfection

                

I recently developed a slightly serious crush on Archer. I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize for all the times I judged Japanese men for being turned on by Anime. I totally get it now.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Speed-The-Shopping Cart

In New York, you get excited about the opening of a David Mamet play. In Los Angeles, you get excited about the opening of a city Target.

                      

D-List Credit

         

Will Discover give it up already?

Emancipate Your Muscle

               

Look for me on Dr. Oz next week, promoting my new Emancipation protein powder.

               

No H8 Gnome

            

Amelie's bestie came out just in time for the Supreme Court hearing.