Sunday, March 24, 2013

Drawn To Perfection


I recently developed a slightly serious crush on Archer. I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize for all the times I judged Japanese men for being turned on by Anime. I totally get it now.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Speed-The-Shopping Cart

In New York, you get excited about the opening of a David Mamet play. In Los Angeles, you get excited about the opening of a city Target.


D-List Credit


Will Discover give it up already?

Emancipate Your Muscle


Look for me on Dr. Oz next week, promoting my new Emancipation protein powder.


No H8 Gnome


Amelie's bestie came out just in time for the Supreme Court hearing.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Mantra

"I will enjoy the telecast, and try to let go of any jealous feelings I hold towards Quvenzhane Wallis."


Monday, February 18, 2013

In Her Shoes

Life would be...

So much cooler...

If I were a girl...

In an Aldo ad.