Monday, March 18, 2013

Emancipate Your Muscle


Look for me on Dr. Oz next week, promoting my new Emancipation protein powder.


No H8 Gnome


Amelie's bestie came out just in time for the Supreme Court hearing.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Mantra

"I will enjoy the telecast, and try to let go of any jealous feelings I hold towards Quvenzhane Wallis."


Monday, February 18, 2013

In Her Shoes

Life would be...

So much cooler...

If I were a girl...

In an Aldo ad.

Memoirs of a Siemens

Will Naomi's cell phones finally get together and write a tell all?

That Boy Is A Monster

You know the dating scene is bad when Cookie Monster has to get on GrindR. Almost messaged him, but my age limit is forty.

After 10pm

Being friends with Marlene Dietrich sounds dreadful.