Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Mantra


"I will enjoy the telecast, and try to let go of any jealous feelings I hold towards Quvenzhane Wallis."

Repeat.

Monday, February 18, 2013

In Her Shoes


Life would be...


So much cooler...


If I were a girl...


In an Aldo ad.

Memoirs of a Siemens


Will Naomi's cell phones finally get together and write a tell all?

That Boy Is A Monster


You know the dating scene is bad when Cookie Monster has to get on GrindR. Almost messaged him, but my age limit is forty.

After 10pm


Being friends with Marlene Dietrich sounds dreadful.

Get Your Homeo On

            

Comedian, improvisor, and opera singer, Liz Stewart, joins J.Ro & MP to discuss valet parking, dvd borrowing, and how sh*t got real at The Stinking Rose.

Sexflix

               

 I would never rent this if I had to answer to an acne prone store clerk.