Saturday, January 12, 2013

My Dead Flame


Is it creepy to have a crush on an oil painting?

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Better Than Liz & Dick


My therapist says it's 2013 and I must live in the present, but I still hope J.Lo and Diddy will find their way back together.

Miserable Mountain


The sexual chemistry between Jean Valjean and Javert was intense.


They put those boys from Brokeback to shame.

When Clinique SPF 15 Isn't Enough


Dear Romaniacs,

Since December 2nd I've suffered an ingrown hair on my neck. I have to apply foundation from a sample in O Magazine just to venture to Trader Joe's. Of course, this sample is for a black woman and does my skin little favors. This is not my usual shtick. This is serious. I'm starting to feel like a patient in And The Band Played On. Somebody help me.

Sincerely,

J.Ro

Zero Dark Thirty-One

The bad news is AARP's targeting me.


The good news is I win this free tote to hold my medication.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Sexiest Men Alive

Gabriel Aubry, post Olivier Martinez, looks just like me, post bee sting. This basically makes me a model.