Friday, September 21, 2012

Disgusting Karma

Us gays have no right to be angry at Paris Hilton. Everything she said about us, we said about her first.

Missing Match

I hate to use this platform for sartorial concerns, but if I've slept over recently will you check to see if I left the match to this sock?

I can't stand to see perfectly good argyle go to waste.

iCreep 5

Today, normal people can rest assured Apple people are locked up in malls where they belong.

The Other Pair Goes to Tom

With photos like these in every shoe store across the country, Tom must get more ass than early nineties Bill Clinton.