Thursday, September 6, 2012

Competing Funhouses

Tonight I must choose between watching Barack Obama or Pink.

Being a Democrat who likes music videos is a challenge.

J.Ro Cristina Charlotte

Anxious to see what Scarlett Johansson wears onstage at the DNC tonight. Does this make me really gay or sorta straight?

Never Upstage Miley Cyrus

I can't believe Obama is attempting to upstage the Mtv VMAs tonight. The audacity's gone to his head.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Puts the DAMN in the DNL

"Being President doesn't change who you are," but it does sculpt your wife's shoulders to the point where gay male convention attendees question their homosexuality.

Spicy Salsa

Chipotle is like porn: a quick fix to hunger that leaves you dissatisfied.