Thursday, August 9, 2012

Shameless In Seattle

Last weekend, I had such a romantic time in Seattle I contemplated relocating to the Pacific Northwest.

But upon reading the local paper, my utopia was ruined.

D-Cup Bully

Elton's tirade towards Madonna makes him appear overtly insecure.

Especially considering his tits are so much larger than hers.

Smell Like Joe

Counting down the days till Jessica releases a perfume pour homme.

Imaginary Bridesman

Now that it's been a few months, I can say without hesitation every time Drew Barrymore gets remarried my life feels more in balance.

American Tease

This quote had me doing a happy dance in my aussieBums...

Until I realized the rumors were only regarding American Idol.

Hero of the Week = D.Hoff

Dustin Hoffman's vitality upholds my theory that short men age better than those of socially acceptable height.