Thursday, August 9, 2012

Imaginary Bridesman

Now that it's been a few months, I can say without hesitation every time Drew Barrymore gets remarried my life feels more in balance.

American Tease

This quote had me doing a happy dance in my aussieBums...

Until I realized the rumors were only regarding American Idol.

Hero of the Week = D.Hoff

Dustin Hoffman's vitality upholds my theory that short men age better than those of socially acceptable height.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Vancouver

White people in Victoria live as if they're in a George Seurat painting.

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Seams of Skagway

I consumed so much Tiramisu on the Disney cruise, I split the crotch of my skinny jeans while hiking on day three.

Many questioned why I was hiking in skinny jeans? When your gay, thirty, and single, your only hope is to wear skinny jeans at all times.

August: Orange County

Pardon the laissez faire attitude towards my blog as of late, I was busy schmoozing with celebrities on a Disney Cruise.

Minnie got so attached she looked into my eyes and sang Call Me Maybe during the farewell show.