Monday, February 6, 2012

Gimme Moore


Regardless of what goes down in Demi's recreational time, she looks hot and that's all that matters.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Spring Away From Double Entendres


An official moratorium should be placed on magazines using the phrase spring forward.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Meter Maid


Even Jennifer Garner cannot figure out these new credit card parking meters, and she performed her own stunts on Alias.

ID Not Required


Life is so much sweeter now that Harry is past the age of consent.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Little Tokyo J.Ro



*I actually adore Stockard Channing; I don't know what came over me.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

I Believe You


Here's one way to keep others from tailgating you.

You've Been Trumped


We haven't seen an endorsement of this magnitude since Snooki backed Trump.