Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Sick Tray


I didn't need a motion sickness pill, till I saw this offensively bright advertising plastered to my drink tray.

Close To The Moonman


The Critic's Choice Awards are trying way too hard to look like the Mtv Movie Awards.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

One Step Behind

Nothing usurps the irritation caused by the broad in front of you at Traffic Court.


She was there twenty minutes; I'm not far enough into my Rosetta Stone to decipher what her issue was.

Another Step Behind

I was wrong. Traffic Court broad has been usurped by free sample damsels.


Ashton must have tweeted today's Trader Joe's special: chicken alfredo and garlic bread.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Whatta Sprite

Lacking anything real to boast of...


USAirways has resorted to bragging about complimentary soda.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Concrete Jungles

The new Terminal 3 at EWR has sky lights, clean bathrooms, and a Jamba Juice.


It left me wondering if Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" was actually referring to Newark.

The "How Could I" Hoodie

Upon my visit home for the holidays, I raided my closet and realized...


I used to dress like a lesbian.