Monday, October 10, 2011

Nine Months + Three Months

A year? What am I supposed to do with my life till then?

Bad Sequel

Today I start a campaign against C B 2.

I believe those with trust funds deserve normal sized furniture, lamps that are obviously lamps, and beds that contain box-springs.

Konichiwa S8t Guys

Finding love in Japan was hard. Even more so than the States, Japan is full of straight men who appear gay.

They wear dolls on their backpacks.

They ride cute bicycles.

They ride cute bicycles with baskets holding man purses.

They wear Seacrestified suits.

And they dress up like girls.

Okay. This one may be gay, I'm not into costume play.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

What's In Your Backpack?

Today in Paris, the Olsen Twins sold out of their luxury line thirty nine thousand dollar alligator skinned backpack.

For that price, the bag better contain a gift certificate for the masseuse they supplied Heath Ledger.

Bathroom Beautification

Everyone keeps asking what my favorite part of Japan was? My answer, the public toilets.

Display paper a la Bel Air Hotel.

Marble floors a la The Plaza.

Electronic Bidet a la gay B & Bs.

Why didn't the Allied Forces adopt this cleanliness post war?

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Hung Up On You

Thomas Jane recently admitted to homosexual experimentation in his youth by confessing I wasn't adverse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich.

Pastrami has never sounded so sweet.

Single White Female

Yesterday, Amanda Knox returned home to Washington State.

Today, Seattle's Craigslist disabled its "rooms / shared" option.