Wednesday, June 30, 2010

There's still something wrong with Esther.


It's been a year and I'm still haunted by Orphan Esther; the sight of her sneaking into my Netflix suggestion box made me shudder.

Please may there be no sequel; the billboards alone will put me back into hiding.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Douchey Apartment for Rent!

It's not enough to have the amenities: pool, spa, tennis court, gym, secured underground parking. Now the real players in the LA apartment scene have websites:
example: www.thevantageapts.com
Never have I seen trust funds go to such waste.

The only apartment building in America that deserves a website is The Apthrop, and it's website only launched once the building went co-op two years ago.

Friday, June 25, 2010

X on the 24Hr. Armani

Please, don't wear Armani Exchange jeans to work out at 24 Hour Fitness, it's distracting and disconcerting. Save it for Robertson.

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Canopy Tells All


Last week Betty White made a boo boo when she accidentally outed Cary Grant on The Joy Behar Show. This type of behavior has been sprouting up everywhere as of late.

In April, Architectural Digest accidentally outed actor Gerard Butler when they posted photos of his Chelsea Loft, which contains a white canopy bed in the master suite.

check out the evidence by following this link:
http://www.architecturaldigest.com/homes/features/2010/05/gerard_butler_article

JK-ing JA...but please assist your man with his Venetian look; make it more Veneto, less Vegas.

"Sun is in the Sky, oh Why oh Why Would I Wanna Be Anywhere Else?"


Yesterday I got to ruminating and realized Los Angeles is a lot like prison. If I ever leave I'll hold no tools to assimilate back into real America. I'd be like the old man in Shawshank Redemption , asking permission to use the restroom while cleaning the floors at Kroger.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

O.M.G mania

I find it slightly disturbing that we created electricity, cars, planes, and space shuttles...yet it took us until 2006 to truncate 'Oh My God' down to O.M.G? You'd think the Sleepless in Seattle girl woulda cracked the case back in 1993. What will we abbrev next?

ttyl
jro

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Saints Marched In Con Brio!


Many followers expressed fears regarding my Piano 101 Final last week. I am proud to report that my performance was GAGA worthy. Below is Dr. Lepley grinning with her favorite pupil.

I smell an A sharp coming my way.