Showing posts with label Whining. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whining. Show all posts

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Blue Skies No More

Is anyone else depressed since Google removed the blue sky backdrop from their weather page?

Google Weather: September 2010

Google Weather: Today

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Air Conditioned Throne


Today I stopped by the bank and the teller had the nerve to complain to me about the heat. You are in a 70 degree bubble, I'm the one biking my ass to your air conditioned throne. I'd give anything today to have a job where you don't move and have bullet-proof glass heat protection.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Just Be Nice!

Sometimes I get jealous of wine. All that is expected of a bottle of wine is to be nice. In fact, it's vulgar to refer to a nice bottle of wine with any adjective other than nice.

If a person's described as nice, there's a backhanded subtext to the compliment which translates to ...yet lacking. Humans must also be smart, sexy, bold, daring, or acerbic - comedic with a shrewd bite. This extra effort can feel thoroughly exhausting.

Life would be so much easier if my surname was Chianti.