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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Bye, Bye, Beavers!


This past weekend, the Portland Beaver's played their last game of baseball. The franchise is closing, and their pasty white fans cried, cheered, and collected commemorative dirt off the field.

Upon hearing about this uproar, I felt these fervent fans should stop whining and pour their enthusiasm into the local basketball team. Then I remembered, black people cannot obtain Visas into Oregon. So really, this marks the end of sports in the Pacific Northwest.


Best get online and buy some of that dirt.