Showing posts with label Stalking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stalking. Show all posts

Friday, September 24, 2010

Hottie with no Hobbies

Confession - I have a crush on a personal trainer at my local 24 Hour.

He's never trained me and I've never actually spoke to him, which enables me to build quite a fantasy regarding the man behind the red sweat resistant v neck.

Last week I read his Bio on the Get to Know Your Trainer board. Under hobbies he listed: Beach. Working Out. Acting. Why didn't he list 'watching Oprah,' doesn't he realize he has a fantasy to fulfill? His hobbies successfully turned my stalking into a snoozefest.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Shoulda Left My Phone At Home, Cuz This Is a Disaster

Ever since I upgraded to a Blackberry, Sprint thinks we're in a serious committed relationship. He doesn't get the point I'm using him for free mobile to mobile minutes.

Candace Bergen was never this clingy.