Showing posts with label Scary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scary. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Friday, October 28, 2011

The Mirror Has Two Faces

I consider myself a connoisseur of Adrian Lyne sex scenes (the kitchen sink in Fatal Attraction, the braille book in Unfaithful), yet had never seen the director's crown jewel, 9 1/2 Weeks, until last night.


Realizing Mickey Rourke


once looked like this


got me online at Kiehl's before the first sex scene commenced.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Wisdom Tooth

On November 5th, John Lennon's molar will be auctioned in England. Many wonder what type of Beatles fanatic would bid on such an item?


I wonder what type of creep has been curating this artifact for the past forty years?

Friday, October 21, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Versace Gangsta

Does anybody else have reoccurring nightmares where Eve beats you up for no apparent reason?


Photos like these don't help matters. Then again, neither does bringing her up on my blog.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Single White Female

Yesterday, Amanda Knox returned home to Washington State.


Today, Seattle's Craigslist disabled its "rooms / shared" option.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

God of Carnage, Indeed


Last night I stood next to Tony Soprano in an elevator. We were ascending to the premiere party for his play, which for some reason he was allowed into and I was rejected from.

At first I felt honored, but by floor three my Method skills took hold, the elevator became the New Jersey Turnpike, and my name became Adriana.