Showing posts with label Sad / Secretly Approved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sad / Secretly Approved. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Love Him, Please.

 (Williamsburg, 2010)

Will a girl please have sex with this man already? He's traded his stickers for scaffolding.

(Fairfax District, yesterday)

Sunday, April 8, 2012

3D Boyfriend

Seeking male escort to attend this historic event; my sitting in IMAX, alone, with goggles, would be a tragedy of Titanic proportions.


Salary will depend on strength of headshot and CV.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Magnolia Make Out

A rainy Sunday in Los Angeles makes a single man horny.


Luckily, I found somebody to make love to.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Divorce Should Be Capitalized


Alec Baldwin's Capital One commercials make me happy not to have alimony payments.


Not sure what Jimmy Fallon's excuse is.