Yesterday in Santa Monica, I saw a bungalow up for sale or trade.
Houses are not baseball cards. To find two people who love each other's homes and both agree to discard their own for the other's sounds like a fantasy HGTV couldn't even fulfill.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
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Friday, January 14, 2011
At my last stand up show, a girl in the audience claimed she made 20 New Year's resolutions. This is like having 20 protagonists in a film, it will probably turn out like Valentine's Day instead of Love Actually.
Thanks to this girl's delusions, I shortened my list.