Showing posts with label Los Angeles Living. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Los Angeles Living. Show all posts

Friday, July 27, 2012

Grocery Hierarchy

This photo proves Gelson's is superior to Pavilions. Hope to one day acquire enough wealth to compare this sandwich with Whole Foods.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Billboard Methodology

Dear Anti-Drug Campaigns,

Meth isn't like Gin, it doesn't become a problem. If partaking in any capacity, you (unquestionably) have an issue.

1994 D.A.R.E Graduate

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Everyone Is Succeeding But You

If you're not staffed on a show, reading will require a stronger dosage of Zoloft.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tasteless Town

Los Angeles magazine operates under the notion that people in it's city actually eat food.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

6 Years Wiser

I recently celebrated my sixth anniversary with the city of Los Angeles.

In that time my goals have shifted, when I first moved to L.A. I wanted to land a role on a sitcom, soak up the sun, and get a few Vanity Fair covers under my belt.

Now I want an apartment with a bedroom, laundry that doesn't require quarters, and parking that isn't subject to Monday street sweeping restrictions.

I'll get there, someday.

Monday, June 21, 2010

"Sun is in the Sky, oh Why oh Why Would I Wanna Be Anywhere Else?"

Yesterday I got to ruminating and realized Los Angeles is a lot like prison. If I ever leave I'll hold no tools to assimilate back into real America. I'd be like the old man in Shawshank Redemption , asking permission to use the restroom while cleaning the floors at Kroger.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Pretty Woman, Pretty Man

Being a waiter is a lot like being a prostitute... the middle of the act you're sweating and thinking 'I deserve better than this.' But at the end of the night, with two hundred in hand, you tell yourself, 'it wasn't too bad.'

Monday, April 5, 2010

Mad About Mendes

By proximity, this ad almost makes Saddle Ranch seem cool.

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Advert Outside My Apt.

A.) What type of company has a 310 area code and advertises with Sharpie?

B.) Will someone pass this number along to George Lopez;
I could barely understand him in Valentine's Day.