Showing posts with label I Wanna Sex You Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Wanna Sex You Up. Show all posts

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Jai Push Up

The bras at K*Mart are brighter than a Bollywood set.

 

 No valid excuse for why I was in this aisle.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Viagra For Women

To all Straight Male Romaniacs*, take copious notes:


Need sex? Apply to Anthropology.

Anthropology is where women go to masturbate. Their dressing rooms are the new Gap. When immersed in the store, women act hornier than a Gay at a Kylie concert.


Request to work expressly in bedding. Use the word "expressly" and they'll allow your "safe" penis more access to dressing rooms.

Once in bedding, linger by a display. Within an hour, at least one customer will get so turned on by the fabric, she'll have no choice but to f*ck you.


Godspeed.

(*The only straight man who reads my blog is my married brother, so pass along to those it may assist. Like Oprah, I consider myself a teacher, and this blog is my classroom.)