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Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Yesterday at 2:49pm, while skipping to improv class, a swarm of bees tried to Macaulay Culkin my ass. One succeeded, stinging my forehead.
At first the puffiness made me appear freshly botoxed. But the next day I awoke to this.
(Warning: graphic material not suited for most Romaniacs)
I had morphed into Tom Cruise (in the second act of Vanilla Sky).
Such is the fate of twenty nine year olds who don't have day jobs.