Showing posts with label How Am I Still Single?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How Am I Still Single?. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Godspeed


Being single in Los Angeles is so hard, I'm considering giving this woman my credit card number, expiration date, and CSC.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Reid: 1 / Romaine: 0


Over the weekend Tara Reid got engaged and married; I got a bad haircut and watched It's Complicated by myself. Does Wal*Mart still sell fire arms?

Sunday Weighs On Us

I decided to make Sunday a gym day because anyone attending should be single.


Once I arrived, I realized everyone who attends is also unattractive.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My Girl 3


Yesterday at 2:49pm, while skipping to improv class, a swarm of bees tried to Macaulay Culkin my ass. One succeeded, stinging my forehead.


At first the puffiness made me appear freshly botoxed. But the next day I awoke to this.

(Warning: graphic material not suited for most Romaniacs)


I had morphed into Tom Cruise (in the second act of Vanilla Sky).



Such is the fate of twenty nine year olds who don't have day jobs.