Showing posts with label Family Values. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family Values. Show all posts

Friday, May 4, 2012

Chanel Showgirl

This Mother's Day, can Chanel pick another image of Keira Knightley?

This photo reminds me of Elizabeth Berkley circa 1995, not my mom.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Baby Boom

Facebook posts such as these make me happy to be a single struggling gay comedian.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Black Sheep

This month Vanity Fair released an Olsen Twin secret; they have an unsuccessful younger sister.

She doesn't have a clothing line, she hasn't starred in a sitcom, and she wasn't allowed to create a fake major at NYU. To add insult, she admits to "doing theatre."

Monday, June 6, 2011

Face the Fridge

The best thing about becoming an adult is realizing the characteristics about your parents you once found mildly bizarre, are actually diagnosable disorders.

My dad suffers O.C.D. When it comes to carpet, cars, and bathtubs, all must be spotless. He refuses to enter my shower, and I use Comet.

His biggest hurdle has been the refrigerator. He likes a clean door; no magnets for this man. But now everyone is sending baby postcards. Can he maintain an O.C. acceptable fridge yet still seem accepting of other's life choices?

The answer:

10% Anne Geddes

90% Sigmund Freud