Showing posts with label Extra Dirty Pop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Extra Dirty Pop. Show all posts

Monday, June 3, 2013

Moves Like Douglas


I can't sleep, knowing Adam Levine will be the next to fall victim to cunnilingus cancer.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Memoirs of a Siemens

Will Naomi's cell phones finally get together and write a tell all?

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Stories I Only Read In Private

Now that my first quarter at UCLA is over, let the guilty-pleasure reading begin.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Sex Will Never Do Without Herb

If you want to get your libido back to it's sixteen year old self, visit the Herb Ritt's L.A. Style exhibit at The Getty.

Nothing feels better than looking at porn for the sake of art.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Pfeiffer Fever

As a gay man, it's disturbing how much Anne Hathaway in this cat suit turns me on.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Serial Scott

Sometimes I think The Sartorialist moonlights as a high brow serial killer, like Hannibal Lecter or Walter Sickert.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Instagram of a Mad White Woman

How is Vanity Fair still uncovering nude photos of Marilyn?

If Norma Jean was this good at hiding negatives, I'd love to watch her stash an Easter basket.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Kim's Congress

She could, like, totally conquer the House of Senates.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Naughty Bachelor

Shouldn't African Americans feel honored this show underrepresents them?

Thursday, April 12, 2012


After Titanic 3D, all couples in the IMAX started making out.

I wanted to escape, but Celine kept me in PDA imprisonment.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Grammy Showdown

I'm sick of the media pinning divas against each other.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Touch My Body

Like everyone, I'm impatiently awaiting an inappropriate music video to commemorate this achievement.

Sunday, July 24, 2011


Once again, Hollywood knew just what the world was missing.

A sexy Smurf.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Emma Hall

Dear Emma Stone,

If you really wanna be Diane Keaton, wear turtlenecks.



Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Jennifer Aniston Steals Role From Kathy Bates

Let me get this straight.

The film Horrible Bosses asks us to root for a normal looking guy who wants to kill his boss because she sexually harasses him, but his boss is the hottest forty two year old woman ever to break the glass ceiling.

He better kill her by erotic asphyxiation, or this movie-goer is giving this film the death penalty.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Call Me Kurt

O.M.Ryan Murphy, is twenty-nine too old to audition?