Showing posts with label Dirty Pop / Bragging Rights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty Pop / Bragging Rights. Show all posts

Sunday, July 18, 2010

It's totally worth the $2.99

Being a celebrity is hard...

...especially when you are a comedian / writer / renaissance man to boot. This week In Touch features my quotes in the Style Slip Ups weekly review. For Amber Rose (I don't know who she is either), I offered witty one liners such as 'Color Me Badd,' and 'Banana Boat should pay her.' Yet according to copy, I wrote 'This is totally going to give me nightmares.'
Thanks In Touch, I totally need to read gayer than I already do.
(As far as Cleopatra Kelis (top middle), I wrote 'Pyramid 54' & 'Do You Remember the Time?' Though both quotes are clearly genius, neither were inked; consider it an Emancipation extra.)
Regardless, pick up this week's I.T. to get a lil extra J.Ro in your step.



Monday, April 19, 2010

Idol Worship

Am I a Clay?

Or A Ryan?

The younger lads think the latter (read below)

This Saturday, a 12 year old kid told me I looked like Ryan Seacrest. 'You mean, Clay Aiken.' I retorted. 'No. Ryan Seacrest!' He responded with vigor. I couldn't help but blush. There might be hope for me yet; all I have to do is seek out Seacrest's tailor (his suits are the nicest cut we've seen since Bob Barker) and stay away from Aiken's hair stylist. J.Ro OUT.