Showing posts with label Dirty Pop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty Pop. Show all posts

Friday, January 25, 2013

Lance's Star Spangled Savior: Part 1

Lance Armstrong owes Beyonce a bouquet of flowers, and they best not be carnations.

Lance's Star Spangled Savior: Part 2

Speaking of Beyonce, Soldier only has eighteen million hits; it should have at least sixty. Get with it, world.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

IMAX Amendment

Lincoln was good, but would have been better in 3D.

Especially Tommy Lee Jones and that wig.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Daddy's Girl

On Katie, Jessica Simpson shared a photo of her baby in a bikini.

She's gonna be one Joe of a mother.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Meryl Morissette

Never in my moviegoing life did I imagine I'd witness Meryl Streep attempt a You Oughta Know on Tommy Lee Jones.

Now that's brilliant screenwriting.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Renaissance Man

After hosting the Oscars, obtaining three MFA degrees, publishing short stories, and curating art exhibits, I'm surprised James Franco couldn't find a way to infiltrate the US Olympic Team.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Smart Men State the Obvious

J.Lo's new squeeze was recently quoted sayings this...

Thanks, Casper. We never woulda guessed.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Divorcing Seacrest

Don't know which is sadder: J.Lo leaving American Idol, or her announcing plans to revive her film career?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Us vs. Her

Iran is cracking down on contraband, which in their country includes Barbie Dolls.

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd utter; the Iranian government and I are on the same page.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Justin John

Elton John says Justin Timberlake should play him in a biopic.

Our Tiny Dancer's suffering a severe case of body dysmorphia.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Pussy Galore

If he has to bed that many more women, he better contract an STD to keep the plot believable.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Copycat Cancellation

Even though MJ is dead and gone, George is still trying to emulate him.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

O Anderson

I thought Anderson would be a second rate Oprah knock off, but last week he proved me hitting the tanning salon with Snooki.

Ms. Winfrey would never have thought up something so enlightening.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Adventures In Babysitting

The new movie Babysitter requires us to believe the impossible.

That parents would leave their offspring alone with Jonah Hill.